Hi Jordan!

I hope someone else has a go.

Trisha.

Pickled Justice

When a sweet-looking old lady steps into a lift, she asks a weather-beaten middle-aged man to put out his cigarette. She tells him how she suffers from asthma and that the smoke can trigger an attack. But the grouchy man blows smoke in her face and shouts at the top of his polluted lungs. He tells her he hopes she gets cancer as well.

Then the tall skinny man, angrily spits on the floor and lifts his hand to her face, holding the burning dog-end as if to burn her. Without another thought, the well dressed old woman clobbers him on the head with her pink flowered walking stick, knocking him out. The lift doors suddenly open and tiny lady is standing with her cane in the air as she looks out at the black uniform of a police officer. The unconscious man has slumped to the floor of the lift with blood pouring out of the top of his head. The protesting eighty year-old gets arrested.

Patricia Puddle.